This is a page of random pics that I took/created/edited. It's some weird stuff. kthx.
All Your Base - These are a bunch of AYB-related stuff I've made. O_O
All Your Sanctuary - All your Sanctuary are belong to us.
Falc-Zig - All your Base are belong to Starmen.Net.
OP-Zig - All your Base are belong to Austnet.
Zig Buddy - My pitiful attempt at a CATS AIM Buddy Icon.
Animated Stuff - These are some animated movies and crap I've done. Some of it I just pieced together from clips, eh.
Wacky! - IT'S PEEWEE HERMAN RUN AWEY
Chip and Dale's MMORPG - OMFG THATS BS
Ness and Paula - The French Kiss of Death tries to give some lessons.
Belch's Base - Ness and his buddies decide to explore Master Belch's abandoned base...with unexpected results. This won third place for Most Earthboundalicious in Starmen.Net's Halloween Funfest 1999! Yay!
The Mystical Mummy - Jeff becomes the victim of a cruel joke played by the Sharks.
Real Life - These are pics of me and stuff...yeah.
Me! - A pic of me on the first day of Sophomore year. Dig the mailbox.
Einstein - A pic of my dog, Einstein, who happens to be the stupidest friggen dog on Earth. Ironic, no?
WTF? - I went a bit crazy with my new scanner on Christmas Day.
Mini Me - Me in Second Grade around Halloween time.
Gundam Models - I decided to take a pic of my four 1/144 scale Gundam Wing Models that I bought at Epcot. I soon learned that they suck, and 1/100 is better. Plus, I overpaid for them. There goes my money.
Me again! @_@ - A pic of me for Senior Yearbook photos. Note the sexy tuxedo, which happens to be velcroed on in the back. Heh.
Game Pics - These are random pics from computer games I play. Well, some of them are just plain friggen weird.
Secret Revealed! - If anyone has ever played the Spaced Penguin game, they know it's addictive. Well, here's the perfect way to get like 1.6 million points on level six. I have too much free time.
Secret in action - Aaaand....this is the afore-mentioned secret put to good use.
NO - Aaaand...this is what not to do. It was fun tho, I left it on for 3 hours and it ended up like that.
Final Score - Then there's my highest score. Of course, the 1.6 million points on lvl 6 helped.
What the hell - Some soccer players in Graal get a bit physical.
Dropping the Hammer! - Testing out the code for a super sexy weapon, the Super Hammer. Note the cool Final Starman head, which I made.
Eeeeevil - A picture of my evil temple from Black & White.
Area of Influence - I'm getting my ass kicked by Lethys.
Sim-Death - The results of launching a rocket indoors.
Sexy Ride - I want that chair.
Dead guy vs Not-so-dead Guy - WTF! The guy inside the booth died, but then a clone of him teleported out or something.
Stupid Pics - These were pictures drawn by me because I have too much time on my hands.
Victim of my Wrath - This is what happens to people who submitted articles to me the wrong way.
Trading Places - A comic documenting the epic moment when Jeb2 and I switched jobs at Starmen.Net.
It's-a me! - A picture of Falcon24, the bird with da werd.
Pens hurt - Note to self: Do not put pens into nasal cavities.
Flaming Tomatoes - This is what happened when I didn't update articles for a month and a half.
Guru and da tract0r - guruzeth rides j0hndeere, the one and only flying tractor.
diospadre is a girl - The title speaks for itself.
An Omen! - Some weird crap diospadre sent me with some burned EVA episodes.
LoL n00b - guruzeth gets the n00b treatment.
j0hndeere Comic #1 - The world-reknowned j0hndeere comic #1! Unfortunately, #1 meant last as well as first. Oh well.
Edited Pics - These are pics that either I edited or other people edited. Some are pretty neat.
guru the pirate - |Dan| turned guruzeth into a pirate. @_@
Girly Dan - In retaliation, I turned |Dan| into a bald woman. :)
Riiiiight... - Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my Underground Lair. Complete with mailbox.
j0hn and ice - Japanese cartoons scare the crap out of me.
Ness at Philly - Ness visits the Liberty Bell.
Saturn and Honey - Mr. Saturn is eating in my parent's bed! WTF!
The War Against Giygas - Giygas attacks some buildings in Philadelphia!
Misc. Pics - These were some neat leftover pics that I couldn't fit into a category.
Me being a weirdo - Me posting on a thread on the Starmen.Net Interactive Fiction board. One of the posters said something like "we better fix this non-EarthBound related thing before anyone says anything". Well...there you go. :/ On a side note, I want my milkman back. :(
He's Bad - Ness does a Michael Jackson impersonation.
The Poo Cave - A rendering of one of the coolest IRC channels around. But I'm not allowed in anymore I think. :(
!!! - BONERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Falcon24 - A cool anime-style drawing of Falcon24, done by an old friend who I haven't seen in a long time.
ChronoTrigger.Net - A pic of the old layout of ChronoTrigger.Net. Of course, this was 2 years ago - back when I worked for that site, before we had the domain registered, and before B13 came along and took over the whole thing and kicked us out.
fag0rt! - The proof is in the .tmp file.
EarthBound Pumpkin - This is the sexy pumpkin that I carved the EarthBound logo into. It won 1st place for Best Themed in Starmen.Net's Halloween Funfest 2000! Yay!
